As my heroine, Isabella, would say: "Oh, dear!"
I resolved to be a better blogger, and I have turned into a holidays-only blogger. Worse still, I haven't even covered all of the holidays between Halloween and now. I'd resolve to be better, but it seems that would only make it worse!
So, here's a brief update:
- I spent Thanksgiving and Hanukkah in Los Angeles with my family, and we celebrated my grandmother's 80th birthday with a surprise party. My cousins and I gifted her with a hilarious photograph that spelled out our love for her on our backsides. *Note to anyone planning to attempt this: While rubbing alcohol does remove most of the Sharpie from skin, you may be left with a faint residue of the letters "G" and "R" (or what have you) on your bottom for a good week.
- I started my new job as Marketing Executive for The Bridgeman Art Library International. The head of the company is a viscountess! No, seriously, she is. And her husband is in the House of Lords! Glory be!
- I acted as Calligrapher Extraordinaire for one of my good friends who is getting married this May. Congrats again, Allie and Luke! Your return address is permanently engraved on my brain! ;)
- I became hideously addicted to Facebook... It was bound to happen eventually - it's every procrastinator's dream!
- I saw the movie Enchanted twice and adored it both times! The costumes from the movie are on display in the windows of NYC's The Wonderful World of Disney, and they're gorgeous in person! (There might be duplicates on display in the Downtown Disney store at Disneyland, but Tessa would know better than I.) I also realized why Amy Adams, the lead actress looks so familiar... she looks like Tessa!


Okay, now that the brief update is out of the way, bring on the blog. I am shamelessly stealing the topic from
India Carolina and posting about Golden Heart judging. I signed up for the Single Title Contemporary category and gleefully opened my FedEx box containing the partial manuscripts.
Before I go into detail, here are the facts and figures:
- Out of the six entries I received, two of the authors chose to put their name in the header. These manuscripts received my best and worst scores, although no amount of Google searching revealed anything about either of them.
- Synopses ranged from 2 to 11 pages, the average being around 7 pages.
- Out of six heroes, two had names I had trouble pronouncing. There was also a fireman aptly named Cole - he was hot (pun intended)!
- Three of the six entries contained fewer than the maximum 55 pages, the shortest including only 44 pages.
- Two entries did not end on a hook. Actually, they didn't really end at all. The last page simply broke off in the middle of a sentence, and no, there weren't pages missing because the synopses took up the remaining page count. How much should one mark off for not having a hook, even a bad one? It seems like one of those crucial elements in a partial... but it's also fairly easily fixed. It's debates like these that will drive a judge bonkers! Now for the blog...
I confess, I picked up the manuscripts printed in Courier typeface first, and then I chose by which title sounded most interesting to me. Wouldn't you know, the entry I liked the most had my least favorite title and was in what had to be Times New Roman size 10... but I couldn't mark down. It was too good. I never expected to give a 9 to an entry - and yes, there were things that I initially planned on marking down for - but at the end of the entry there were tears in my eyes and, after eliciting that much emotion, the author deserved the highest score I could give her. I fully expect to see her in the finals, and I can't wait to read the rest of her novel.
On the other end of the scale, I also never expected to give anyone a 1. I usually gave even the most dreadful FanLit entries a 2 - all right, I gave the random bits of poetry and the infamous oral sex scene zeroes, but can you blame me? - but this entry threw me for a loop in more ways than one. In addition to what I thought was poor writing, I felt parts of it were distinctly racist, and although the main character is attempting to come to terms with the fact that she's prejudiced, the whole thing felt offensive.
I actually ended up checking the "Not a Romance" box because a) the relationship between the hero and heroine was openly adulterous, and b) based on the synopsis, I couldn't qualify the ending as "happy" as the hero's wife is killed, which allows the H&H to be together again. All I could think about was the hero's poor daughter having tragically lost her mother, and this overshadowed any possible happiness about the reunited H&H.
Happy ending? Not in my book.
But what do you think? What makes a book a "romance" for you, and what lines have to be crossed for it to have that dreaded "Not a Romance" box checked? And is it just me, or do you also see the resemblance between Tessa and Amy Adams?
Happy Holidays and Happy Birthday to my BFF and roommate, Lizy, and to Kim Castillo, who lovingly keeps the Bon-Bons and Truffles in line over on the Eloisa James & Julia Quinn Bulletin Board!Labels: Golden Heart, RWA